Cinematography:
Rudolf Stahl ml.Cast:
Waldemar Matuška, Jana Brejchová, Hana Hegerová, Eva Pilarová, Karel Gott, Jiří Šlitr, Jiří Suchý, Jiří Jelínek, Jana Malknechtová, Pavlína Filipovská (more)Plots(1)
This anti-war musical presents all the popular personalities of Czech pop-music of that time on a single screen. A statue of Johannes Sebastian Bach is revealed in a fictional spa town named Alkalis. At that time, a pacifist soldier, Schulze, deserts the local garrison, and the weapons miraculously turn into musical instruments in the guarded military area. TV reporter Tereza (Jana Brejchova) appears at the curious event with the instructions to prepare a spectacular TV revue in the barracks. The militant officers try in vain to disrupt the event. Jiří Suchý and Jiří Šlitr play a duo of paratroopers who spend a night behind the window of the ladies' chamber. (Febiofest)
(more)Cast
Dalibor Brázda
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Vlastimil Bedrna](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/162/478/162478745_24f9cb.jpg)
Vlastimil Bedrna
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Give the Devil His Due (1984)
Bratři Karamazovi (1981) (theatrical recording)
Lemonade Joe (1964)
![Juraj Herz](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268607_54e828.jpg)
Juraj Herz
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
The Shop on Main Street (1965)
Lemonade Joe (1964)
Pacho, the Thief of Hybe (1975)
![Jiří Menzel](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/164/762/164762519_8e2558.jpg)
Jiří Menzel
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
The Elementary School (1991)
The Cremator (1968)
Larks on a String (1969)
Pavel Rubeš
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Romaneto (1980)
Náš dědek Josef (1976)
![Bohumil Šmída](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/271/271574_90b47d.jpg)
Bohumil Šmída
Austria-Hungary
Best movies:
Partie krásného dragouna (1970)
Girl with a Seashell (1980)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Jan Pohan](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268724_881ab4.jpg)
Jan Pohan
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Amadeus (1984)
Jako kníže Rohan (1983) (TV movie)
Witchhammer (1969)
![Jiří Lír](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/212/166212048_ecd5fe.jpg)
Jiří Lír
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Amadeus (1984)
Marecek, Pass Me the Pen! (1976)
The Cremator (1968)
Jiří Šašek
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet (1978)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Let's All Sing Around (1990)
![Karel Štědrý](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/147/172/147172509_62facd.jpg)
Karel Štědrý
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Zuzana je zase sama doma (1961) (TV movie)
A Night at Karlstein (1973)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Zdeněk Najman](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/281/281118_53d320.jpg)
Zdeněk Najman
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
The White Lady (1965)
The Best Woman in My Life (1968)
A Night at Karlstein (1973)
![Antonín Šůra](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268671_b8d687.jpg)
Antonín Šůra
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Lemonade Joe (1964)
I Dutifully Report (1957)
Láska jako trám (1967) (TV movie)
Vladimír Očenášek
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
The Nun's Night (1967)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Do You Keep a Lion at Home? (1963)
Ivana Fišerová
Best movies:
Lost Children (1956)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Pohádka o staré tramvaji (1961)
![Jitka Zelenohorská](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/158/741/158741745_c4ee55.jpg)
Jitka Zelenohorská
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Jako kníže Rohan (1983) (TV movie)
Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet (1978)
Larks on a String (1969)
Štěpánka Cittová
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
The Cry (1963)
And the Fifth Rider Is Fear (1964)
![Zuzana Martínková](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/274/274908_f5ad25.jpg)
Zuzana Martínková
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Who Wants to Kill Jessie? (1966)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
The Secret of a Great Narrator (1971)
![Věra Nerušilová](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/277/277956_0fb97d.jpg)
Věra Nerušilová
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Ther Death of the Black King (1971)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Hláska (1987) (TV movie)
![Consuela Morávková](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/274/274939_6653f7.jpg)
Consuela Morávková
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Young Bohácek's Sufferings (1969)
Petřička (1976) (TV movie)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Sylvie Daníčková](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/275/275714_0ed681.jpg)
Sylvie Daníčková
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
A Suburban Villa (1959)
Florenc 13,30 (1957)